Post by Tizu on Mar 19, 2013 7:19:06 GMT -5
16> At dinner you form your mashed potatoes and asparagus into
brackets.
15> You’ve taken to referring to your youngest child as a
“fourth seed.”
14> Instead of an “Amen!” you give the preacher a “Yeah, baby!”
13> Breakfast starts with a bracket of 64 Cheerios — losers are
eaten, winners move on. Of course, in the end even the
Champion Cheerio gets to visit StomachLand.
12> In honor of Bobby Knight, you choke the chicken with both
hands.
11> You’ve actually started praying again.
10> You’re 5’8? with a hefty paunch and lead feet, yet you think
you’ve got enough “madd skillz” to take on all comers down at the South
Side Y.
9> In a moment of weakness, you tell your barber,
“Give me the Dickie V.”
8> “Dad, I got accepted to Yale!” “Who?”
7> You demanded that the rehearsal dinner be at a
sports bar.
6> “I have March Madness!” sounds marginally better
than “I let the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ photographer buy me 14 tequila
shooters at South Padre.”
5> You call it a “backcourt violation,” but your wife
calls it perverted.
4> You just voted to give the federal courts
jurisdiction to reinsert Wake Forest into the tournament.
3> Huge tattoos of John Philip Sousa on both ass
cheeks.
2> Before climbing to the top of the university tower, you
festively paint "GO DUKE" in the team colors.
1> Wanting to stay home and watch the games all day
Thursday and Friday, but not wanting to tell your boss a lie about a
death in the family, you’re faced with a dilemma: which
grandparent to murder.
brackets.
15> You’ve taken to referring to your youngest child as a
“fourth seed.”
14> Instead of an “Amen!” you give the preacher a “Yeah, baby!”
13> Breakfast starts with a bracket of 64 Cheerios — losers are
eaten, winners move on. Of course, in the end even the
Champion Cheerio gets to visit StomachLand.
12> In honor of Bobby Knight, you choke the chicken with both
hands.
11> You’ve actually started praying again.
10> You’re 5’8? with a hefty paunch and lead feet, yet you think
you’ve got enough “madd skillz” to take on all comers down at the South
Side Y.
9> In a moment of weakness, you tell your barber,
“Give me the Dickie V.”
8> “Dad, I got accepted to Yale!” “Who?”
7> You demanded that the rehearsal dinner be at a
sports bar.
6> “I have March Madness!” sounds marginally better
than “I let the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ photographer buy me 14 tequila
shooters at South Padre.”
5> You call it a “backcourt violation,” but your wife
calls it perverted.
4> You just voted to give the federal courts
jurisdiction to reinsert Wake Forest into the tournament.
3> Huge tattoos of John Philip Sousa on both ass
cheeks.
2> Before climbing to the top of the university tower, you
festively paint "GO DUKE" in the team colors.
1> Wanting to stay home and watch the games all day
Thursday and Friday, but not wanting to tell your boss a lie about a
death in the family, you’re faced with a dilemma: which
grandparent to murder.
