Post by mattncsu02 on Apr 16, 2012 22:05:00 GMT -5
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following
a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look good, the smell
was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is
only one serving per day because there is only one
bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed
his order, and that evening was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins !
a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look good, the smell
was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is
only one serving per day because there is only one
bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed
his order, and that evening was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins !
